A proper chopper if there ever was one! Alex, more often known by second name ‘Garrod’ is on hand to help you (think party bus) get as many races under your belt in the coming year. Somewhere under the facade of stupidity lies a highly intelligent and witty fourth year Ship Scientist. For some unknown reason, the club decided to bestow upon Alex the responsibility of accounts for 2014/15. This is despite a mid-manifesto declaration of “I’m no good with numbers”. He was even informed by one member post-election that “I only voted for you because there was nobody else”. Despite the negativity, he is hopeful the good faith shown by members will be rewarded with a successful season!